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tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “How Big Is My You-Know-What?!

I’m stalking/following people who reblog. Do it.

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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tooghoul4school:

I tell my favorite person that im going to kill him multiple times a day

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

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  • brandostallionHey crystal its me Mikey what's up baby
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    You are either terribly confused or strongly mislead. I am neither Crystal nor “baby”.

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    Oh my god, did someone think my name was Crystal because the name of my blog is “crystal vision”? I’m dying right now. 

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  • brandostallionHey crystal its me Mikey what's up baby
  • You are either terribly confused or strongly mislead. I am neither Crystal nor “baby”.

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I just got a job at Dunkin’ Dounuts and today was my second day and this hipster guy comes with this huge list of orders so i ring it all up while my coworker makes everything and then he asks for a black iced coffee light on the ice so i make that and when he leaves he looks at me and smiles and goes “you did a good job” and holds up his coffee and i laugh a little too hard because I thought he was joking because its a fucking black coffee, i didn’t do anything, my co worker literally just made a huge complicated order while i put ice and coffee into a cup. But he wasn’t laughing and then he gave us a tip and winked and I realized he was flirting with me and I didn’t know how to react. Working at the library for three years did not prepare me for on the job flirtations.

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